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Vim Is AngryVim: You know perfectly well what I'm talking about, Colin.Colin: No I don't, 'cause I'm not listening to you because you're being so negative at the moment... Vim: I'm not... I'm the only one that's trying to be fuckin' positive! You just keep, fuckin'... Colin: Then why do you have to use such foul language if you're supposed to be so positive? Vim: 'Cause I'm FUCKIN' ANGRY! Colin: Well, I can understand you're angry, it's because you're disappointed in yourself because you can't play the guitar properly. Vim: I'm not fuckin' disappointed in myself, I'm disappointed in YOU fuckers! Colin: Shut up! You stupid pretend pop star. Spider: I'm going off to write some poetry. Vim: Every fuckin' person I ever fuckin' play with, it's always the fuckin' same... fuckin' aggravation... Spider: Well, maybe... have you ever thought, Vim... Colin: Foul language, foul language... Vim: Oh FUCK OFF! Colin: And a bit more foul language... Vim: FUCK OFF! Colin: And a bit more foul language. Vim: Just FUCK OFF! Colin: And a bit more foul language there. Vim: You're fuckin' near to fuckin' having your fuckin' head kicked in! Colin: What about "bloody"? You haven't said that yet. Vim: Just shut the fuck up! Why can't we fuckin' play anything? Colin: Because we spend too much time swearing. Vim: Alright, what's the point? Colin: The point is, you can't play the guitar properly because you're too cross. Vim: I'm only... Spider: You're too cross 'cause you say "fucking" all the time. That's the problem. Colin: I think so. Why are you so angry, Vimto? Vim: Because we haven't fuckin' recorded anything yet! Spider: We haven't fuckin' recorded anything yet. Colin: Well, let's record something then. Vim: But what are we gonna fuckin' record? Spider: ...gonna fuckin' record? Vim: (sighs) Do you wanna fuckin' do this or not? Colin: I was talking to Brian today, and Brian said, "Colin..." I said... Vim: Yes, what did Brian say to you, Colin? Colin: What do you want to hear? Vim: Well, what did he say to you? I'm sure it's fuckin' great! Come on, what did he say? Colin: He said, "Throw Vim out the band." Vim: Alright, do you want me to go? Colin: Yes. Vim: Right, I'll fuck off. Goodbye. (There is an unexplained crashing sound.) Vim: (in the distance) Fuck you! Fuck you! Colin: Can you go quicker than that, please? Vim: (further away) I'm fuckin' going! I hope you fuckin' die! |